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Entry #35
Excerpts from soon-to-be-former New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's resignation today:
Spitzer: "In the past few days I have begun to atone for my private failings with my wife, Silda, my children, and my entire family."
Translation: "I really can't believe I got caught."
Spitzer: "I am deeply sorry that I did not live up to what was expected of me. To every New Yorker, and to all those who believed in what I tried to stand for, I sincerely apologize."
Translation: "Dammit, why did I let myself get caught?"
Spitzer: "Over the course of my public life, I have insisted, I believe correctly, that people, regardless of their position or power, take responsibility for their conduct. I can and will ask no less of myself."
Translation: "Son of a bitch, how did they catch me!!!"
How did we end up in this place as a society where someone can go up in front of the nation and speak such utter bullshit? He's not remorseful about what he did - he's remorseful about getting caught. If they hadn't brought the hammer down on him, or if the case was weak enough that he could plausibly deny it, his $4,300/session "private failings" would be still taking place. Why does anyone pretend to believe him? I'd have a lot more respect for someone who went up there and atoned for their lies by laying themselves bare and being totally honest, instead of tiptoeing around the truth with even more BS.
Bye-bye, Elliot. My advice to you: go into rehab. It's the trendy thing to do.

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