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Year-end movie round-up.

Posted by Ross Jan. 9, 2008 @ 11:39 AM EST

I was really busy this fall and rarely had time to watch movies, so I decided to try to catch up during the past few weeks. I love late December/early January for movies - it's when many of the best films gets rolled out (to sneak them in for Oscar consideration). I'm still not caught up, but here's what I've seen recently:

1. No Country For Old Men
I've always liked the Coen brothers, and based on the reviews, I had high expectations for this film - and it met them. It's so well-done and intense that I think I went an hour without swallowing. If Javier Bardem doesn't win the Oscar for his role, it's a conspiracy. My only complaint was the ending - I get it, but didn't the Coen brothers already mine that same territory with Fargo?

2. Juno
I liked this film a lot - it was heartfelt and funny. However, I wasn't big on Juno's "too-cool-for-school" dialogue - everyone else felt like real characters, but her extended "clever" riffs seemed like something out of a sitcom. Still, Michael Cera had some of the most hilarious lines in recent memory. And how amazingly cool were Juno's parents?

3. Michael Clayton
George Clooney is awesome, and this movie, a sort of Jerry Maguire reimagined as a thriller featuring lawyers instead of sports agents, was riveting. I loved Tom Wilkinson as the superstar lawyer pushed over the brink, and the final scene (in the hotel lobby) has to make the list of the all-time great movie confrontations.

4. Away From Her (DVD)
This movie, about an older man whose wife develops Alzheimer's disease, was so incredibly sad in parts that I couldn't breathe, but it never does cheap tugs on your heartstrings. It's a beautiful tribute to love and the human condition by Sarah Polley (the hot girl from the Dawn of the Dead remake). If you rent it (and you should), be prepared with kleenex.

5. Atonement
I was skeptical of what I thought would be a big, sprawling British war romance story. Instead, I got caught up in it (it's not simply a romance story), and the final scene, which caught me by surprise, really ties it all together and makes you appreciate the movie's title. I also liked how we kept getting to see scenes from two different perspectives - neat technique.

6. Blade Runner: Final Cut
I'd never seen "Blade Runner" in any form, so I was excited to see what is talked about as the definitive version, the way Ridley Scott wanted it. Considering that it came out in 1982, the film's visuals were far ahead of their time - but the story itself struck me as a pale, watered-down version of the book upon which it's loosely based. I was underwhelmed - I guess if I would've seen it 25 years ago, it would've left more of an impression.

7. The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
This true story of a man who suffers a stroke and can thereafter only blink his left eye is simply amazing. It's so easy to feel sorry for yourself - but Jean-Dominique Bauby, who had every reason to want to die, instead finds a state of grace and actually writes a book about his experience. This film makes you reset your perspective and will leave you awed at the things we human beings can overcome.

8. No End In Sight (DVD)
If you're like me, this documentary about the mishandling of the USA's occupation of Iraq will make you want to hunt down Donald Rumsfeld and kick him in the balls. Their lack of preparedness, combined with their blithe disregard for facts and expertise that didn't suit their purposes, really shows you the Bush inner circle's true colors. How could any potential terrorist see our government's callous behavior in this movie and NOT hate us?

I still need to see There Will Be Blood, Before The Devil Knows You're Dead, Rescue Dawn, Into The Wild, In The Shadow Of The Moon, The Savages, and Persepolis before I deem myself "caught up" on movies in 2007. Fortunately, my wife got me Netflix for X-Mas, which is way handier than I'd realized.

If I had to pick one movie as my favorite of 2007, it would be The King of Kong (see my review here). The worst movie I paid money to see last year was Ghost Rider - god, it was awful in every way.

(Below, Javier Bardem in "No Country For Old Men" - one of the all-time most unsettling film roles.)

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Jan. 9, 2008 | 12:59 PM CaptainBob says:

No Country For Old Men was pure awesome. Intense as hell, and the movie has no music, which is quite daring. Bardem should certaintly win the Oscar for his role. About the ending, one theory I read is that the story is all the sheriff's dream, and he wakes up at the end of the movie, which is why the story suddenly stops, like in a dream. It also fits with other parts of the movie.

Haven't seen any of the other movies you mention, but I really want to see There Will Be Blood...Daniel Day Lewis is a creepy mother (also I'm a sucker for Westerns...they are few and far between anymore, but when they make them, they're always awesome), and Atonement.


Jan. 9, 2008 | 1:42 PM JohnnyUtah says:

I want to take that goateed douche of a director on ghost rider and hang him up by his nuts. I just checked out imdb and it turns out he's zero for three with me - his first movies being one of my most despised movies ever - Simon Birch.

Jan. 9, 2008 | 2:40 PM Ross responds:

Yeah, that director (Mark Steven Johnson) seems to have a real affinity for crap.


Jan. 9, 2008 | 1:53 PM Cheddar79 says:

Not that you probably have all the time in the world but have you ever thought about doing a movie-related site? Reviews and the such?

Oh and Rescue Dawn? Fucking awesome. Christian Bale can do no wrong.

Jan. 9, 2008 | 2:42 PM Ross responds:

There are a million better writers with much more to say about movies than me.

Did you see the documentary that "Rescue Dawn" is based on, "Little Dieter Needs To Fly"? I want to watch that first, it's supposed to be really good.

Updated: Jan. 9, 2008, 10:45 PM

Jan. 9, 2008 | 3:44 PM ShadowWest says:

I got to agree with you on Ghost Rider Ross. Film was so shit i fell asleep halfway through it lol.


Jan. 9, 2008 | 4:03 PM Cheddar79 says:

Yeah I want to see that documentary also. I'd suggest watching it first as I've heard some things are different in the film.

Another film that is my all time favourite is Gallipoli, one of Mel Gibson's first...before he went crazy with power. Very good film I reckon you'd get a kick out of it.


Jan. 9, 2008 | 6:10 PM 3Fiddy says:

Saw the trailer for "There Will Be Blood" a while ago, seems to me like a must-see-fmovie. I mean: Imdb Top 250: #41.
I also need to see "No Country For Old Men".
Only problem is I'll have to wait until February. Hooray living in Sweden!


Jan. 9, 2008 | 6:38 PM steph2568 says:

i was thinking of seeing Juno this weekend.

and ur right about Ghost Rider. It sucked ass!!!


Jan. 9, 2008 | 10:03 PM ConAir says:

Where's Ratatouille? I'm being serious, that'd definitely be in my top ten for this year. I have to agree with you about the ending for No Country For Old Men, it did seem like explored territory, but I also think the whole movie was one of the only "films" of this year - everything was like a blockbuster movie and whatnot - this is your classic film that has underlying themes and the characters and their actions represent all the different motifs. Great movie, I'll have to watch a few more times for it to really sink in.
Juno's dialogue was a bit too quirky for my tastes - "too cool for school" is the perfect way of putting it. Still a great movie though.

One movie I'm really looking forward to is There Will Be Blood, I heard Daniel Day-Lewis has best actor pretty much wrapped up.

Jan. 9, 2008 | 10:40 PM Ross responds:

Well, this is just a list of stuff I saw recently, not my "top ten of 2007". But I didn't see "Ratatouille", though I heard it's really good. I never see any of the animated movies - it seems like they're always described as "not just for kids, there's something for everyone here!" But I'm an adult - I want a movie for adults, not one interspersed with kids' stuff. Is that overly cynical, or way off-base? Either way, I guess I should see "Ratatouille".

Updated: Jan. 10, 2008, 12:28 AM

Jan. 10, 2008 | 1:51 AM vagins says:

NCFOM was awesome, and I had the same reaction: I think at the end, I just swallowed, breathed, and was like, "WTF?" :) You've been busy with the movies; now I need to catch up too. We've talked about King of Kong, so you know my feelings about that. But I think you sold Juno short; I felt like she was very real, and even if her lines were a bit jargon-y, scenes like in the van after her big blow up with the couple do make her more down-to-earth. You're going to love Netflix! But don't waste your time with Ratatouille, not after this list of mammoth films. It's clear you wouldn't be interested (we only saw it because it was the only thing playing that wasn't completely inane).

Jan. 11, 2008 | 11:18 AM Ross responds:

I'm not saying I thought Juno's character was a total bust - I just felt that some of her dialogue made her seem less like a real 16-year-old girl and more like an overly-witty screenwriter's vehicle. But in most scenes she was pretty human, and I agree about the one in the van.

My favorite line from the movie is when Michael Cera's character says:

"And Blair Witch Project was about to come on Starz, and you were like, I haven't seen this in forever, and you wanted to watch it, but then you were like, oh no, we should just make out instead. La la la."


Jan. 10, 2008 | 1:34 PM PiGPEN says:

No Country For Old Men was great (and the only film ive seen in your list), i dont even like Coen Brother films but they nailed this one. I agree the ending was kinda unsatisfying (but not so much as other films ive seen with inconclusive endings) but from what i understand it ends the same way as the book it's based on.

Jan. 11, 2008 | 11:24 AM Ross responds:

Yeah, they were just staying true to the book, so I guess it's not fair to hold the ending against the Coens (assuming you didn't like it - it would've been far worse if they'd given it a pat Hollywood ending).


Jan. 11, 2008 | 1:58 AM ripoffhitman says:

My favorite movie of these months would probably be shooting them up, They chose really good music for the movie, and it has a lot of cool scenes. Not just cover shoot, but lots of cool things the guy did. Ending is awesome! I didn't watch any of the movies you listed, which is weird since this month I watched more movies than I normally do.

Jan. 11, 2008 | 11:14 AM Ross responds:

Are you referring to the movie "Shoot 'Em Up"?


Jan. 11, 2008 | 5:01 AM Sterance says:

I saw the King of Kong with my fiance. It was simply amazing. I agree, the best of 2007. Did you go home and check the twin galaxies website right after watching? I did!

P.S. I want to work for newgrounds as a programmer sometime in my life. Is this even possible?

Jan. 11, 2008 | 11:12 AM Ross responds:

I knew about Twin Galaxies before seeing it, but have spent much more time on there since watching "King of Kong". :)


Jan. 11, 2008 | 12:02 PM Emanhattan says:

I loved dawn of the dead but the remakes just not very good

Jan. 11, 2008 | 1:47 PM Ross responds:

I disagree, I liked it a lot. If you're opposed to zombies that run, you'll hate it, but other than that I thought it was well-done. Not many action movies would have the cajones to go with an ending that nihilistic.

Updated: Jan. 11, 2008, 5:57 PM

Jan. 13, 2008 | 8:20 PM UberBarista says:

That is crazy that you never watched Blade Runner, cause neither had I until this past friday because my sister grabbed a copy of the HDDVD. Great movie, dunno why I never watched it before.

Jan. 14, 2008 | 12:21 PM Ross responds:

Yeah, I must've been one of the biggest sci-fi nerds not to have seen it.


Jan. 14, 2008 | 2:41 PM SkeletonKing says:

No Country for Old Men was fucking fantastic. One of the few movies where I was actually surprised at what happened in a few parts. Very intense.

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